Social Networks: A Rant
I’ve mentioned several times that I’ve been researching innovative companies from around the world for a project at Brilliont. Several of these companies can be characterized as belonging to the “social web” category, but few companies that are in this category, in my opinion, are truly innovative. I’ve written previously about The Point, a community website that helps people congregate around the issues they care about and combine forces to make things happen. This, I believe is a novel idea. The majority of the companies I read about, however, are social networking sites, which despite their best efforts, are simply not innovative. Most of these websites fall into one of three categories, each as unappealing as the one before.
The first is the “copycat” category. A few days ago I came across an “in pictures” list on Forbes of “Facebook Copycats Abroad” that details a few of the several hundred Facebook clones around the world. I’m not sure how you can call yourself “innovative” for starting the 8 millionth “social networking” website and basing both the aesthetics and the functionality entirely off a website that already exists. Although I must admit that I am quite a fan of Hatebook, an anti-social utility that disconnects you from the things YOU HATE. Its tag line reminds us that “the enemies of [our] enemies are [our] friends” and encourages us to find them on Hatebook.
The next bunch fall in the “niche but totally outrageous” category. My boss recently told me about a social networking website for women that like ex-convicts. Hilarious? Yes. Creepy? Definitely. Innovative? I don’t think so. Then there’s Petster, a social network where you, the human with typing abilities, can make a profile for your pet and share with others every detail of your pet’s existence. And if this is too vague or broad for you, I’m sure either Dogster, Catster, or Hamsterster will suit your fancy. You thought I was kidding about that last one right? Nope, check out the link. I’m sure ferretster.com is coming soon. I could go on for years, but I think you get the point.
Finally, we have the “let’s get every single human being under the sun to join because quantity is so much better than quality” category. Yesterday my boss sent me a link to myyearbook.com, a social network started by two high school students because “friendster gets boring, myspace is creepy, and classmates is a rip off”. So what makes myyearbook.com so different from these other social networks? Nothing. The founders want myyearbook.com to “be the only community of people worth going to. It would have every high school, every college, every graduate school, every summer program, every employer, everyone.” Let’s go back to basic principles. You cannot be everything to everyone (unless you are Google), and if you try then you will fail (again, unless you are Google). The only thing that I think makes any social network at all unique or useful is exclusivity, and this website has clearly thrown that to the wind. Even Facebook, the one social network that I am a member of (I joined because it was exclusively for college students), has lost much of its appeal by opening its doors to anyone and everyone with an email address.
I’m waiting for the day when the founders of any one of these social networks are able to truly monetize their website. Meanwhile, I’ll enjoy reading about the ridiculous ideas people keep coming up with. Better yet, maybe I’ll even start my own social networking site.





